Today we were blown away. The people watching at Fort Lauderdale beach was top rate. With mouths agape we were treated to a mind-boggling display of bikini-clad American bodies in all shapes and sizes. My favourites were the 2 drag queens dressed in American flags who hovered too close on their roller blades to 2 policemen. One of the policemen was startled when his vision was obscured by a giant prosthetic bosom and yelled out, "Stay away from me!" only to have one of the queens snap back, "Nooooo, YOU stay away from MEEE!!"
And the fireworks - well we left before the public show but have been enjoying all the backyard launches all evening. I had no idea how seriously these people take their fireworks! Tents were erected on all major roads selling fireworks imported from China from $1.50 for the little fizzers up to hundreds of dollars for the big bangers. According to the news reports it is legal to SELL these fireworks but according to Florida State law, 'anything that flies or explodes' is illegal to launch... Ummm perhaps the 5 million residents of Florida failed to watch those reports...
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Thanks mate. Keep up the inspirational writing! :D
God Bless America! -SB
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